Wednesday, March 29, 2006

the things you are about to read have in no way been written by Jake Hole and not every fact is accurate...imagination is a great tool*Jake David Hole is a 24 year old male, who enlightened this world with his birth on May 10th, 1981. Jake has been known to pluck his eyebrows and wear eyeliner on occasion.From playing with GI Joes in the bathtub to rockin' out on stage, Jake has become one of the most beloved musicians of our time.Not only can Jake sing and dance, he is also a very talented song writer. The lyrics in his songs are so deep you're liable to wet yourself upon hearing them.Some of Jake's interests include playing basketball, basking in the sun on snowy days,girl's tits building up those pec. muscles (so on the next album cover he will be just as buff as the Obvious cover), tree hugging, chillin' with his pal Gabe, and cliff jumping in Bali.Numerous fans have seen Mr. Hole wearing granny panties over his pants, AND rumor has it that he is the proud owner of a very snazy pink thong.IIt has been said that Mr. Hole is no longer single...he is "taken" by Mr. Combs, but yet oddly enough he is still looking.Thus concludes the biography of Jake Hole...written in full by Sharon Joy Black.

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